we're all crazy here

theincredibleidjit:

kyuuinreallife:

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

are you implying people are eatable

(Source: thewalkingcontradiction, via aparselmouthspatronous)

(Source: storytellingextraordinaire, via philsbooty)

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

(via youwillbeastar)

benedictcumbergasm:

and this is the moment an entire theatre filled with adults and teenagers started crying

(Source: savemebarrys, via with-your-demons-of-change)

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(via assbutt-of-asgard)

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

(via thisisizzysblog)

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

(via snokoplasmed)